In honor of my leaving deviantART, I thought I'd end it off with a story. Gather 'round children, it's storytime!

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It all began one cold winter night inside the think-tank that is the Mysterious Rectum...

Douchebag: Hey gang, we need to create some excitement around here! We've gotta try and overshadow the fact that it's been a year since we booted that damned yellow alien out of our 1337 club.

Goon #1: Why don't we give out pie?

Goon #2: mmm... pie is good! I'm excited already!

Douchebag: we can't possibly afford that much pie you morons!

Goon #1: why don't we redo the site again? That always seems to work

Goon #2: huzzah! Capital idea guv'ner!

(high fives all around)

Douchebag: excellent! We'll change the layout a bit, remove all that informative news stuff that keeps people thinking that we have a slight clue on how to create a community atmosphere and replace it with user submitted news that other members can rate. Popularity is the reason this sites exists after all... not for that stupid art idea Jark had.

(guffaws all around)

We'll put in some fancy drop down menus in, just for a showy effect, and all in all make everything completely opposite of what dA used to be.

Goon #1: you mean... you wanna make this site completely useless?

Douchebag: yes!

Goon #1: but won't people get upset?

Douchebag: hmm... you have a point there... umm... I've got it! We'll add a new green to the mix! That way people will be too busy oo-ing and ah-ing to notice the other changes.

Goon #2: Brilliant!

Goon #1: You are my god!

Douchebag: I'm such an ass.

THE END
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Sayonarra! Ciao! Au Revoir! See ya!